money is not everything. there
‘
s mastercard & visa.
钞票不是万能的
,
有时还需要信用卡
.
one should love animals. they are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物
,
因为它们很好吃
.
love the neighbor. but don
‘
t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居
,
不过不要让她的老公知道
.
behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚
,
幸福不是永久的嘛
.
the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的
,
结婚的人很难再聪明起来
.
success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词
,
他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)
.
never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口
,
今天就要找好
.
love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片
,
需要大量的暗房时间来培养
.
children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外
,
后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
.
"your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep.
"
现在的梦想决定着你的将来
",
所以还是再睡一会吧
.
there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天
,
而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
.
"hard work never kills anybody." but why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡
!"
不过我不会用自己去证明
.
"work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶
!"
尤其是看着别人工作
.
god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚
,
幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
when two
‘
s company, three
‘
s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的
,
三个人才是
!
a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网
,
它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看
.
the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.